That's hydride.

Source - SMBC

See, it's funny because...well, honestly I don't necessarily understand why it's funny in a scientific sense.

I get that - as is often the case in many genie stories - the genie fulfills the wish as spoken but not necessarily as the person intended it to be fulfilled. It's a fairly common trope, donchaknow.

But there are hydrogen atoms with two electrons or at least hydrogen ions that have two electrons. I guess changing every hydrogen atom to hydride ions (hydrogen with two electrons) would cause some problems, but I don't necessarily know that all of that would lead to immediate explosions. 

Student Submitted - Hund's Rail

Source - C&EN

Today's post was submitted by Katelynn J, one of my AP chemistry students. As a sub assignment after the AP chemistry exam, I had students submit two posts for this blog. I'll be posting them over the next few weeks.

During COVID-19, this cartoon was probably especially relatable, since everyone was trying to stay as far away from each other as possible. Of course, staying healthy and safe is much more important than adhering to the buddy system, but when going into two separate cars, you’re sure to miss your travel companion at least a little.

In this specific comic, however, the problem isn’t social distancing, it’s Hund’s Rule. On the rail, representing the shells of the QMM, electrons after first fill up all empty spaces before being able to double up, since this stabilizes the atom. The two electrons here trying to enter a car together would make the atom unstable, so it’s better they stay apart.

Katelynn added that "I learned that Hund has more than one rule! His rules are best for the ground state of an atom, and all three have to do with electrons," and she found this website helpful for further reading.

I've been captcha-ed.

See, it's funny because there's no way to know where the electrons likely are in the quantum mechanical model of the atom. The best we can do is predict where the electrons will likely be found.

So, I'm going to fail that captcha.

Electron Color

Source - https://xkcd.com/2734/ 

See, it's funny because the teacher is scientifically correct in the second panel...but the teacher still knows what color electrons are.

From wikipedia, the radius of an electron is somewhere between 10^-18 and 10^-22 meters.  The wavelengths of visible light fall in the range of 3 x 10^-7 and 7 x 10^-7 meters. This means the an electron's radius is something like a trillion times smaller than the wavelength of visible light.

But most diagrams of the atom show protons and neutrons to be red and either blue or green. The color of the electrons in the diagrams I found at the top of Google's image search were less consistent - grey, yellow, dark blue, green, or even multicolored.

Clearly in Miss Lenhart's world, though, electrons are yellow.

In Space, No One Can Stop You From Welding

Cold welding is frickin' weird.

Richard Feynman wrote (or said in a lecture - I'm not sure which), "when the atoms in contact are all of the same kind, there is no way for the atoms to 'know' that they are in different pieces of copper. When there are other atoms, in the oxides and greases and more complicated thin layers of contaminants in between, the atoms 'know' when they are not on the same part."

But two metallic pieces that don't have those thin layers between them - primarily because they've been in space and rubbing against each other - can spontaneously weld together to become a single piece of metal.

It's possible to get that to happen on Earth, but it's not easy because of all the pesky oxygen we have around us all the time.

Metals are way weirder at the quantum level than we think they are, man.